Kal Skirata
Co-Administrator
Green Leader[P:NaN]
When the barren leaves blow
Posts: 2,163
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 26, 2008 12:48:05 GMT -5
Luckily, the 501st was no match for the SO Brigade, and they just played dead. The Nulls come in, re-slice the codes, and give them back to kippo. Then they use the tech that they grabbed from Ko Sai and engineer normal lifespans for the RCs and 1/4 lifes for the 501st.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 26, 2008 15:16:51 GMT -5
You guys are just adamant on having a space-time hacker aren't you? Evil that is.
A 3 pound chiuahua comes and devours the entire army. And it cannot be killed, but bribed though....On second though, forget I mentioned that last part.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 26, 2008 16:26:29 GMT -5
Space time hackers rule.
I bribe it by paying it whatever it want as long as it kills you. And you dont come back.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 27, 2008 9:20:36 GMT -5
Sure I do, as a poltergeist what can't be exorcised away. And i start eating your toe-nails(full nails, not clippings), while throwing large cardboard pictures of Elvis Presley as he was when he died and orange soda bottles the size of Mount Rushmore.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 27, 2008 9:28:48 GMT -5
And i just delete them, grab you with a pointer (the mouse), and throw you into a removable storage device. I then take out the device and snap it in half.
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Kal Skirata
Co-Administrator
Green Leader[P:NaN]
When the barren leaves blow
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 28, 2008 9:04:43 GMT -5
I bribe the chiuaua to throw all my men up. They clean themselves off, and I bribe the dog to jump into the sun where nobody could bribe it anymore. Then we detonate a large amount of ordanance on the broken media device.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 28, 2008 14:36:47 GMT -5
*cries* why do you guys hate me so much?
Bah! Time to retaliate. The broken media device gets copied, and fixed. There are now countless numbers of my poltergeist clones, and all are immune to deletion, tampering, physical and virtual weapons of every description, and they all start wreaking havoc on everybody.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 28, 2008 15:03:31 GMT -5
I remove Kal and his forces on a memory card and take it out. I then shut down the computer, not saving your data. After that, i put the computer into the trash and get a better one.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 28, 2008 15:13:15 GMT -5
And lo' and behold, there are my poltergeists. You can't get rid of them. So sorry.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 28, 2008 15:24:53 GMT -5
Where? I broke the power cords, not the hard drive. So they are still there.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 28, 2008 15:27:40 GMT -5
They're ghosts. And they are deeply ingrained in the Internet. You cannot get rid of them. *Thus being said, one of the poltergeists comes to The Swedish Chef's computer and starts gnawing on his head with tiny, razor teeth.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 28, 2008 15:28:47 GMT -5
hm.....WHO YA GONNA CALL?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
I call them and they trap you in their machines. Im ok, they're still alive, and Kals ok.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 28, 2008 15:33:17 GMT -5
(NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) I vanish. BUT I WILL BE BACH, and you two will be Beethoven and Mozart
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 28, 2008 15:40:39 GMT -5
NO. I WILL BE:
Queen.
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Vrelt
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Go Seahawks!
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Post by Vrelt on Apr 28, 2008 22:20:24 GMT -5
Then I send in the Darkseekers from I Am Legend, and they eat everyone except me and Jasyn. And they are indestructible, and follow every order I give 'em.
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