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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 29, 2008 16:26:52 GMT -5
"Way to get beat to the kill, Wedge." said Tycho. "Yea. I was really wanting to strafe that lot." said Plourr. "We'll hit the ones in the west. move in." said Wedge.
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 29, 2008 16:37:10 GMT -5
Suddenly, a mass of Phantoms comes in. Luckily, Star Wars and Halo weapons work on the Phantoms, unlike the poor earth peeps. The fleet lays down a massive barrage, but they just keep coming. The RCs lay mines, the basilisks shoot like crazy, even the 501st, now old geezers, are joining in to destroy the Phantoms.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 29, 2008 16:47:01 GMT -5
And to ruin the party, a SNAP is heard. Q, the supernatural being from Star Trek, stops time and brings Kippo and Kal into a court room. "Why should I let life continue? You all destroy eachother."
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 29, 2008 16:50:37 GMT -5
Kal rolls eyes. "You idiot. Shut up." Kal beams himself and kippo to his SSD and blows Q into atoms, and then separates those atoms into ions, and then farts on the ions.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 29, 2008 16:55:08 GMT -5
Q shakes his head at Kal. "You forget. I am Q. I cannot be defeated by simple human means. Now, face this." He snapped his fingers and transports the SSD far away, in the path of a Borg Cube.
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 29, 2008 16:59:06 GMT -5
Kal snorts, uses the power of his mind to transport his fleet and pounded the Borg Cube into dust. Then the Master Chief completely and utterly destroys Q and Kal gets the rest of the Q (THe governing part of the Q) and persuade them to strip Q of his powers.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 29, 2008 17:02:24 GMT -5
((So you know bout Q?))
Kippo laughs at this and begins to smack grunts like rock 'em sock 'em robots.
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Post by blackfox7 on Apr 29, 2008 20:41:48 GMT -5
A dewback gallops by and is punched in the face by one of the robots. Shardear flies in on a Star Destroyer and begins firing photon blasts at random. "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 29, 2008 21:03:05 GMT -5
And the Star Destroyer gets blown up by a Galaxy Gun. It then targets itself and fires, blowing itself up. "FIREWORKS!" Screams little children as they dnace around.
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 30, 2008 7:30:52 GMT -5
Kal feels compassionate and loads everybody into his cruisers except the grunts and brutes, and transports everybody to Naboo for a vacation.
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Post by Jasyn on Apr 30, 2008 7:33:23 GMT -5
Where they find the giant computer in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and it booms '47!' out every two seconds.
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Post by Calvin "Freckle" McMurray on Apr 30, 2008 15:01:49 GMT -5
"42! 42! LETS PODRACE!" Loading in Anakin's aged podracer (salvaged and repaired after sebulba's crash in it), Kippo readied himself.
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Post by Kal Skirata on Apr 30, 2008 18:05:19 GMT -5
Kal gets into a podracer made of beskar'gam and equipped with the fusion drives of a capital ship.
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Post by blackfox7 on May 1, 2008 19:34:05 GMT -5
The AOL man (the little orange guy) runs paniced into the track, flailing his arms and trampling cockroaches. He pulls out a water pistol and waves it around!
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Post by Kal Skirata on May 1, 2008 19:35:31 GMT -5
Kal guns the engine and lights the AOL guy on fire from the back of teh engine
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