Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts.

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I found this awesome animation that is 150 rules that you are not allowed to do in Hogwarts (Harry Potter's School). I would put it up, but some of the rules are above PG-13. So I'll just say some of my favorites, which are suitable for this site.

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni wish to duel him and have students yell "Ni" from several directions.

The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office

I will not start food fights in the Great Hall

I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

I will not tell the first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow

I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue

I am not allowed to steal the sword of Gryffindor from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

I will not dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween

I will not teach the house elves how to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

I will not wave my wand around making lightsaber noises

I will not sing my own spy music while in the hallways.

I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

And Finally....

It is not necessary to yell "BURN" every time Snape takes points away from Gryffindor